Total Medals Earned: 38 (From
11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 495 Points
Burn a Plank
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Score Over 10,000,000
Complete Game
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
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Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
Watch credits
Get the oxygen tank
End of chapter two
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
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You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
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You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
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Nice Job!
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
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Finish Any Easy Level
Finish Any Medium Level
Finish Any Hard Level
Finish All Easy Levels
Finish All Medium Levels
Finish All Hard Levels
Finish All Levels
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Complete the Intro
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Get Your Date's Affection to the Max Value
Get Your Date's Affection to the Minimum Value
Get the Heartbreak Ending :(
Get the Romance Ending :)
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Complete the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Perfect the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Beat a boss without taking a hit
Finish the demo with Shlomo
Finish the demo with Dasha
Get +4 Karma
Get -4 Karma